Last updated: November 26, 2025
I respect your privacy as much as I respect a perfectly chilled gummy. Here’s the deal:
What I collect
- If you leave a comment: your name, email, and whatever you type.
- If you sign up for my newsletter: just your email (via Mailchimp or whichever I use).
- Standard analytics stuff (Google Analytics or Plausible) – IP address, browser, pages visited – all anonymized.
- Affiliate links: If you buy something after clicking my link, the company might pay me a commission. I use cookies to track that (disclosed clearly on every post).
What I DON’T do
- Sell your data. Ever.
- Spam you. You’ll only get emails you actually signed up for.
- Share your info with anyone except legal requirements (which has never happened).
Cookies This site uses cookies for analytics, affiliate tracking, and making the site not break. You can turn them off in your browser, but some things might act funky.
Your rights You can ask me to delete or send you any data I have anytime – just email [email protected].
Questions? Hit me up. I’m a real person, not a corporation.